Friday, December 28, 2012

Bird Pictures and Alligator Attacks.

One of the great things about hiking in NJ is that there are very few animals that could kill you. Yeah, there are bears and wolves but they generally avoid people. The snakes usually aren't poisonous or aggressive. 
So when I started hiking the trails in S.C., I was surprised to see signs pointing out varieties of alligators.  I decided to look up suggestions for dealing with alligators on trails.
  1. Do not to approach alligators. OK, that made sense.
  2. Do not feed the alligators. Really? What would you feed them? Body Parts?
  3. Do not tease the alligators. How do you tease an alligator? What if an alligator thinks me turning and screaming, like a girl while running away, is teasing?
  4. Alligators can sprint 20mph on land, not to worry, it is only for a short distance. O.K.,if this is supposed to make me feel better, epic fail. My guess is that the definition of a short distance is the distance between me and the alligator's mouth.

    For now, I'll watch my step and try to avoid dangerous predators.
  

Thursday, December 20, 2012

So Much to Blog, So Little Time to Do It In (Disfruta de este ano como si fuera el ultimo.)

I haven't been posting lately. The last blog was about the kids and my trip to Cancun. I will write more about that eventually. My last few weeks have been a little hectic though. Two days after I got back from Cancun, I had to drive down to South Carolina. A friend and I are opening up a retail shop down there and the build out was starting.  Last business, I watched being built and joined. This business is much different. Starting a business from scratch requires a lot of different skill sets; a lot of sweat; a lot of tears and the ability to put yourself in financial jeopardy without having a complete mental collapse.

I digress.

The bad news is that I've been home for two days in the last month. The good news is that I've been staying in Hilton Head, SC. The weather has been nice, the beach is amazing.  My time though is taken up with business. Not a bad thing, except that I miss my girls.

I actually wrote this blog last week, but have been too busy to post.  Drove home from S.C. the night before last and got to see Emily and Lizzy today.  More posts coming soon... hopefully.

Going to Cancuun.


My dad and step mom go to Cancun every year for several weeks in November and asked the kids and me to join them this year. I decided this was a good year to do so and agreed. I made all the preparations in September and the kids and I had been anxious to go. The wait was over and it was the morning of the trip. The Driver came to the house at 8a.m. and the kids and I rushed our bags out the door. We were off to the airport. As we pulled off the exit for the airport, I realized I left Emily's camera and most of my lenses at the house. With Lizzy's and my camera, as well as the Kodak and waterproof we felt we were covered. We got to the airport and got in line for our tickets. I reached in my pocket to grab my cell phone and ended up grabbing my leg. I left my cell phone in the car, I quickly grabbed Emily's phone and called my number. Luckily the driver had just left the airport, so he turned around and brought the phone back.

The trip was starting rather poorly. Luckily we got through security quickly and grabbed some bottled water for the plane. We had rented some movies for the tablet from Amazon, so we started the Avengers and plugged in the headphones. The volume ended up being too low on all of the headphones but my noise canceling pair, so I gave them to Lizzy and I went to sleep as Emily played on her phone.

Arriving in Cancun, the kids and I were excited. Immigration was a well oiled machine and we made it through quickly. While waiting for our bags, we laughed at the beagles they used to sniff out contraband. That was until a lady next to us had to surrender a half eaten banana. We quickly made our way through customs. There was only 20 feet between us and the airport door. The exit was in reach when a man came up and asked what hotel we were staying at, he then corrals us to a map and begins to pitch a time share. The kids and I continue out the doors to the warm Cancun air.

It is my and the kids first trip to Mexico. We walk to the end of the vans and find the one that will bring us to the hotel. Getting in the van, I realize that I do not know enough Spanish to order a taco, none the less communicate in Mexico.

My stepmother and her friend greeted us as we got off the van. My stepmother helped us check in and we made our way to the suite. Wow, the suite was amazing! It was designed to sleep five, complete with two baths; two large bedrooms; one double queen with a balcony and one king with a large balcony; there were two Murphy beds in the living room and a full eating area as well as a kitchen.

As my stepmother was getting ready to go back to her suite, we heard a knock at the door. A young woman announced herself as Rachael. A representative of the hotel. She claimed to be there to help us plan our trip, but my stepmother rushed her out and told her we were busy. She then explained to me that it was just a 'time share opportunity person'. The kids and I settled in and enjoyed the views of the giant pool and clear blue ocean.

We explored our new territory and went to the shops located at the hotel. Back at our suite, we sat on the large balcony taking in the beautiful scenes before us. Lizzy went off to bed while Emily and I talked late into the night.
Lizzy's Sunset by Daddy
In the sounds of waves reaching the shore, I was asleep the moment my head hit the pillow. It was a deep sleep... until... “Daddy, there is a lizard in my bathroom!”. I opened one eye and and noticed it was Lizzy, she started, “Daddy I was going to the bathroom and there is a lizard on the wall!”.
I groggily looked at my watch, 5:30a.m., and replied, “So? Talk to your sister about it.”
“Daddy, I did, she won't get up. You have to get rid of him!”
“No, he lives here, you are his guest. Leave him alone.”
“Come see him, he's on the wall.”
In a slightly conscious move, I grabbed my camera and walked to the kids' bathroom. A tiny pink lizard was on the wall near the ceiling. I took a few pictures of it and began walking back to my room when Lizzy started again, “Daddy, what are you going to do about it?”.
“Nothing.”, I replied, “I'll hurt him if I try moving him. He'll leave on his own shortly.”
Lizzy didn't like the answer but knew not to argue it. We moved to the balcony and began to watch the sunrise.
Lizzy's Sunset by Lizzy
The sky began to change from dark, to cotton candy pink, to a fiery orange and the sun began to peek over the ocean. We grabbed our cameras and started taking pictures. It was an inspirational sunset. Lizzy and I played with the cameras' apertures and fired the cameras at will. Cameras still in hand, we decided to go shell collecting and headed for the beach. The sand was cool and inviting and the air warm and gentle; the waves were blue background noise to complete the scene. We walked and talked for about 45 minutes before heading back to the suite with cameras and shells in hand.


Friday, December 7, 2012

Back From Vacation.

Lizzy's Sunrise
I haven't written for a while because the kids and I were on vacation in Cancun. It was much needed time off and we had a lot of fun. We could have asked for better weather, but not a better time. We went zip lining, atv-ing, swam / rafted through a cavern, shell collected, body surfed and spent lots of time on the beach. I'm sure I will get into more detail but for now, just a quick update.
Life's a Beach.


Wipeout
Thank god for waterproof point and shoots