Bennys at the Jersey Shore

I wrote a blog last weekend, but ended up not posting it yet because I realized the locality of the word benny. Living at the Jersey Shore most of my life qualifies me to give the real definition, not the one you will hear spouted from herpes filled lips on reality TV. Benny is an acronym for Burlington, Essex, Newark or NY, and refers to the subhumans that come from those counties and cities to the Jersey shore to oil up the beaches or screw up traffic, parking or any other civil convenience.

Most Jerseyans and Manhattanites understand that living in close quarters requires you to be civil and understanding of others. bennys do not possess the ability to understand this concept. They are self important jackasses who disrupt humanity with their lack of common courtesy, lack of brainpower and lack of self control.

Typical Benny practices include cutting in line, constant whining, pitiful driving habits, disregard for the English language and obnoxious behavior.

For a good example of a Benny look no further than your nearest reality TV show. You'll find a bunch of Long Islanders who want to be Jerseyans talk in an ignorant accent, stuff their fat asses into human size clothing and punch women.

I always enjoyed commuting on the, standing room only, train home from New York on Fridays in the summer. You would see all the young single benny women who would be drunk that night, knocked up the next morning and ready to have an abortion before the end of summer when they went home to see mommy and daddy.

Some might realize the nature of this post as a little more unrestrained then most. Sadly, anyone who has had to deal with the creatures known as bennys realizes I have actually held back quite a bit.